i hate it when customers call and are rude because i didn’t get it the first time they said something, like it’s my fault i didn’t hear it, or they spoke too fast. Im so sorry but i wanna see you going to a place where you have to speak spanish and us here being rude to you because you, mostly just speak english, and don’t get anything that we are saying. Fucking rude people jeeez.
They say things like:
-Where are you located?
- I want someone who speaks american.
- Are you in the Philipines?

So racist. dude….

and no, im not in the Philipines, American is not a language and im in Costa Rica
GFY

4 months ago 4 notes

can’t stand when people come out to me with their meat eating crap.
Look dude IDGAF, so fuck it, im not sitting next to you, telling you all about how that thing you’re eating is bullshit. 
I respect your ignorance so please give me peace while i’m trying to eat my lunch.

4 months ago 30 notes

i always say it up front

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4 months ago 2,103 notes

awwwm.

I hate it when guys try to hit on you with lines like “i think you look pretty” then you say “no i don’t” and they say “yes you do!, you’re pretty”.

1. I don’t need you to tell me im pretty.

2. I hate it when guys tell me i’m pretty, it’s like they think they have to tell us that in order for us to believe we really are. I’m sorry i’m not that kind of person. If i think im ugly your opinion is not gonna change mine, and if i think i’m pretty i don’t need YOU to confirm it.

3. Really? that’s the best you have? Go fuck it dude.

4. I don’t want your dick, if i wanted it, i would’ve been talking to you since day ONE.  And don’t play victim with me, cause if i learned something from the past, that’s just a mask, now you’re a victim, tomorrow you’re an asshole.

5. BEAT IT. GFY. GTFO. au revoir.

7 months ago 7 notes

8 months ago 89 notes

The moment when i woke up one day and realize i have a shoe problem. Why universe?, why you did this to me? I can’t afford half the shoes i want. Why a shoe addiction. Not fair.

8 months ago 3 notes

psychopath

You, who are trying to destroy me, telling people lies, and bullshit, you, are miserable, and i’m sorry for you, i’m sorry your life sucks so much so have to tell lies and turn people into hating me. They, maybe don’t have enough personality to distinguish what’s real and what’s not, or your manipulating skills are over the top. They maybe are not really my friends if believe your lies, and they maybe don’t really deserve my respect. But YOU, sad, lonely, pathetic person, you are the worst of all, because you fell into a lie yourself, you were fooled too, and you’re not strong enough to face me.
Someday when you feel miserable, just like your mother, you’ll see, this bullshit, it’s stupid, and you just believed what you wanted at that time.

9 months ago 3 notes

wots up

10 months ago 2 notes

Cross out what you've done

graduated high school.
kissed someone.
gotten so drunk you passed out.
collected something really stupid.
gone fishing.
watched four movies in one night.
gone long periods of time without sleep.
lied to someone.
snorted cocaine.
failed a class.
dealt drugs.
been in a car accident. 
been in a cyclone.
done drugs.
watched someone die.
been to a funeral.
burned yourself.
cried yourself to sleep.
spent over $200 in one day.
flown on a plane.
written a 10 page letter.
gone skiing.
been sailing.
had a best friend.
lost someone you loved.
shoplifted something.
been to jail.
dangerously close to being in jail.
had detention.
skipped school.
got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
gone to a different country
dropped out of a school.
been in a mental hospital.
been close to going into a mental hospital.
watched the “harry potter” movies.
had an online diary.
fired a gun.
gambled in a casino.
had a yard sale.
had a lemonade stand.
actually made money at the lemonade stand.
been in a play.
taken a lie detector test.
swam with dolphins.
gone to sea world. 
voted for someone on a reality tv show
read more than 20 books a year
used a coloring book over age 12.
gone to Europead stitches.
taken a taxi. 
seen the Washington Monument.
had more than 5 im’s/online conversations going at once.
overdosed.
almost overdosed.
had a drug or alcohol problem.
been in a fist fight.
used a credit card.
gone surfing in California.
done “spirit day” at school
dyed your hair.
gotten a tattoo.
had something pierced.
gotten straight a’s. 
known someone with hiv or aids.
started a fire. 
gotten caught having/going to a party while parents were gone
gotten a hickey

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1 year ago 16,472 notes

stupid self time.

bye

1 year ago

Sadness is for people who has nothing to do with their life.

Sames as depression, Obsession, Fixation, Stupid Personal Crisis, etc.

it’s not that i’ve never been sad or any, but i mean just in vacations when i’m usually a lazy ass.

1 year ago

PORN

I don’t like extremely bondage pictures, i think they’re very sexist; undervaluation of women is all over them. I mean, i don’t know but, this things that they put in their mouths that unable them to close it, come ON! and what about the rope around the breasts, and the things in their legs which keeps them apart, IT’S TOTALLY chauvinistic, i’m soo sorry, but i want to vomit every time i see those pics,  i would like to know if putting a thing around their dicks just to stay hard would be nice? what about a rope pulling their tongues out, and something to upen up their asshole. I wanna see that, how nice would that be!? I fucking hate cum shots 2, IT DOESN’T TASTES LIKE ICE CREAM!!!!, come on! i mean, i want to know how many guys spend their fucking day eating TONS of fruits so their cum takes less awful!

Im not against porn, im just saying that you have to have a real life, and understand it’s all fake, and cum is not good, and bondage is not a nice thing to do if you respect your self as a free person, and playing roles have gone too far, slavery is never a joke, never.

fucking stupid.

1 year ago